"In Britain, everything is policed except crime."

"[On John Edwards, U.S. Senator from North Carolina] The stump speech of pretty-boy Senator John Edwards, which I've h…"

"[On the movie Monster] I confess I went into the movie ready to dislike Miss Theron. I'm sick of newspaper articles d…"

"Bisexuality is the proportional representation of sexuality in a world where most of us — straight or gay — operate a…"

"As a famous Arnold Toynbee quote puts it, "Civilizations die from suicide, not murder", as can be seen throughout muc…"

"The great thing about multiculturalism is it doesn't involve knowing anything about other cultures — the capital of B…"

"Reverend Jesse Jackson, President-for-Life of the People’s Republic of Himself."

"William Jefferson Clinton was America's entertainer-in-chief. But, like the third hour of It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad Worl…"

"It's not a clash between civilisations but within them - in the Muslim world, between what's left of moderate traditi…"

"[On protests against going to war with Iraq] One woman bore a picture of some female genitalia – possibly hers, the p…"