"Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it."

"The next flag they plant will be all white, and it'll be surrender."

"Ya know, Hitler was a great leader, too."

"He had shoulder surgery on his elbow."

"They say a tie is like kissing your sister. I guess that is better than kissing your brother."

"On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job."

"Enjoying an extraordinary knowledge of languages (ancient and modern), literature, and art, by his cultured personali…"

"When young persons are summoned from this world ere they have mingled in its sinful pursuits, they can be readily yie…"

"• Let the future historian, if he will, add beauty of expression and the charm of polished diction to this plain, unp…"

"The memory of one who is taken into the heart of a little child is kept forever green."