Lou Holtz

"Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it."

"Ya know, Hitler was a great leader, too."

"He had shoulder surgery on his elbow."

"The next flag they plant will be all white, and it'll be surrender."

"On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job."

"If what you did yesterday seems big, you haven't done anything today."

"They say a tie is like kissing your sister. I guess that is better than kissing your brother."