"Porteus Xandau Steenkamp – Johnny Trash"

"I know who you are. You're Gwen Lieber, best-selling author of the Eternity Kiss series. First of which is about to b…"

"My problem is you glorify vampirism. You make being a vampire look... sexy."

"All right, everybody. According to the blueprints, there's an entrance to the slaughterhouse through a series of unde…"

"All right, everybody, listen up! The party's officially over! You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here!"

"Edgar, since I know I'll never be able to talk you out of what you're about to do, I can't let you go up against a po…"

"You sure don't look like a cold-blooded, meaner-than-hell, bad-for-nothing vampire killer."

"Well... there's always been an element of eroticism in vampire mythology."

"Edgar! I hope you brought your bathing suit. I thought we should blend in with the other partygoers."

"Corey Haim – Sam Emerson (clips from the first film)"