""Avoid rather than check. Check rather than hurt. Hurt rather than maim. Maim rather than kill. For all life is precious and cannot be replaced." – Master Kan"

""When you can take the pebble from my hand, it will be time for you to leave." - Master Kan"

""To suppress a truth is to give it force beyond endurance." — Master Kan"

""Yet, it is eyes which blind the man." — Master Po"

""Because a man can see, he does not look." — Master Po"

""There is dignity in all work." – Caine"

""I do not seek answers, but rather to understand the question." – Caine"

""Be nothing, and you will have everything to give to others." – Master Po"

"Home is the nicest word there is."

"Miss Beadle (and other teachers): [to dog in the school] Get out! Shoo, shoo, shoo! Kill it!"

"Hard working folks only smell bad to people who have nothing better than stick their noses in the air! Well, whenever you stick your nose in the air with me, Nellie Oleson, it's going to get punched! (Laura to Nellie in, 2.01 The Richest Man in Walnut Grove)"

"Lemon verbena! Anyone who wears lemon verbena is a friend of mine! (Isaiah to Jenny in, 9.01 Times Are Changing)"

"My pa doesn't know anything about football (Andy to his friends in episode 5.03, "The Winoka Warriors". This comment was an inside joke on Merlin Olsen (as Andy Garvey's father Jonathan) who knew everything about football as he played for 15 seasons in the National Football League (all with the Los Angeles Rams) and appeared in the Pro Bowl for 14 of his 15 seasons)"

"[to Pa] This is your fault! You're killed a dog!"

"Laura stand the other corner. [Uncle John: (spanking on the Miss Beadle's face) You’re grounded!] No, you can’t ground me and I’m not going jail anymore!"

"Bad dog! Percival, you are a VERY bad dog!"

"Robber, he bit me!"

"Stupid dog!"

"Dakota, don't you walk away of this!"

"Remember me with smiles and laughter, for that is how I will remember you all. If you can only remember me with tears, then don't remember me at all (Julia Sanderson, 2.08 Remember Me, Part 1)"

"Eva, you're lying! [Eva: Willie and Laura, go to your room! Please!] I'll kill stand the corner! [Eva Beadle: I never sent I was.]"

"Mr. Edwards: No peekin'! Can't stand for no peekin'!"

"Nancy Oleson: You hate me!"

"Miss Beadle (and other teachers): In the corner, Willie, or I will kill myself! [Mr. Edwards: KNOCK IT OFF, Miss Beadle! You’re (he pokes Miss Beadle's chest) grounded! No TV, no work and no sit down the chair for a whole month!] But, Mr. Edwards, you won't happen again! You can’t ground me, you’re not going to jail anymore! [Mr. Edwards and Miss Beadle begins arguing conflict fighting]"

"Robber: [to Miss Beadle] Stand the corner is dead! [leaves]"

"Miss Beadle: [sobbing] Nancy, do you hear it. STAND THE CORNER IS DEAD!!!"