"Beast, I'll make you regret the day we met! I'll see you drawn and cornered! You'll beg for death to save you! [Fiona…"

"I told you: Ogres don't live HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!!"

"Now, there is a matter of business to attend to. [Lillian: Harold!] [wheezes and passes out] [Puss: The frog king...i…"

"His name is- is... [Shrek: What's his name? What's his name?!] IS-- [wheezes again] [Fiona: Daddy!] [passes out again]"

"His name is Arthur. [Shrek: Arthur?] I know...you'll do what's right. [Lillian: [sadly] Harold?] [Shrek: Dad? Dad! [h…"

"A new era finally begins! Now, all of you, bow before your King! [Shrek: [clears throat] You need to work on your aim…"

"Maybe we should hire a professional bounty hunter? [Rumpelstiltskin throws water at her in frustration] AHH!!! What a…"

"[Fiona: [shocked] Shrek?] [Rumpelstiltskin: [surprised] His day is up! His day is... [gets squeezed]] [Fiona: [heartb…"

"No! No, no, no, no, no! I'm not ready! No! Wait!"

"Puss, you have to save the baby, or the mama will destroy San Ricardo. It's the right thing to do. [Puss in Boots: I …"