"Good things never last, Mr. Denham."

"I make people laugh, that's what I do. So, good luck with your picture."

"Thank you... for saving my life."

"Mmm... much better."

"It's beautiful. Beautiful. Beau-ti-ful."

"What are they going to do, sue me? They can get in line! I'm not gonna let 'em kill my film!"

"[after escaping angry studio executives] Don't worry, Preston, I've had a lot of practice at this. I'm real good at s…"

"And lo, the Beast looked upon the face of Beauty, and Beauty stayed his hand. And from that day forward, he was as on…"

"Dammit, Preston, all you had to do was look her in the eye and lie!"

"The Abominable Snowman."