"Condoms don't work. They either break, or they slip off, or they make your dick shrink. Nah, but you still gotta use …"

"Virgins. I love 'em. No diseases, no loose as a goose pussy, no skank, no nothin'. Just pure pleasure."

"When you're young, not much matters. When you find something that you care about, then that's all you got. When you g…"

"There's a difference between making love, having sex, and then fucking."

"[singing, while drunk in the bathroom] I'm Casper, the friendly ghost / The dopest ghost in town / All the bitches lo…"

"Taxi driver: You look like the prom queen. I dated the prom queen when I was your age. She was the first girl I stuck…"

"Leo Fitzpatrick — Telly"

"Justin Pierce — Casper"

"Rosario Dawson — Ruby"

"Jon Abrahams — Steven"