"Portier. My great grandfather said: "I desire to buy a house, but I don't have the means to do it. I have the means t…"

"Barman. ...And when the whole flock flew south for the winter, one small but proud bird said: "Personally, I will fly…"

"Barbeque master. ...And the princess, out of anger, hung herself on her own braid, because he accurately counted how …"

"A toast without wine is like a wedding night without a bride."

"I abducted her, and I'll return her!"

"As our wonderful satirist Arkady Raikin says, a woman is a friend of human!"

"Now I have only two ways out of this house: either I take her to the Registrar, or she takes me to the prosecutor."

"It's not a lezginka dance for you, but a twist! I show you everything from the beginning. With the toe of your right …"

"By the way, in the neighboring district, the groom kidnap a member of the Communist Party."

"Shurik told us this story. He collected folklore during his vacation. Maybe this story is just a legend, but, accordi…"