"Portier. My great grandfather said: "I desire to buy a house, but I don't have the means to do it. I have the means t…"

"Barman. ...And when the whole flock flew south for the winter, one small but proud bird said: "Personally, I will fly…"

"A toast without wine is like a wedding night without a bride."

"I abducted her, and I'll return her!"

"As our wonderful satirist Arkady Raikin says, a woman is a friend of human!"

"Now I have only two ways out of this house: either I take her to the Registrar, or she takes me to the prosecutor."

"It's not a lezginka dance for you, but a twist! I show you everything from the beginning. With the toe of your right …"

"By the way, in the neighboring district, the groom kidnap a member of the Communist Party."

"Long live our court, the most humane court in the world! (applauses)"

"Shurik told us this story. He collected folklore during his vacation. Maybe this story is just a legend, but, accordi…"