"It's a wonderful afterlife."

"Love will bring you back."

"[during her first appearance as a spirit] Is that a ring? Have you ever heard of a coaster? Or a trash can, for that …"

"Oh, I get it. You were dumped. Probably for some guy who doesn't have a couch fused to his ass."

"Opium addicts are more alert than you, David."

"[referring to Katrina] I mean, I guess she's sexy if you're into that whole tall, big boobs, long legs, model-y sort …"

"Oh, my God. Maybe I was a slut. A lonely, home-wrecking slut."

"[after remembering she's a doctor] I may have been a lonely, home-wrecking whore, but I saved lives!"

"If you could ever really touch me.... I think I might wake up from all this."

"Reese Witherspoon - Elizabeth Masterson"