Just Like Heaven (film)

"[during her first appearance as a spirit] Is that a ring? Have you ever heard of a coaster? Or a trash can, for that matter?"

"Oh, I get it. You were dumped. Probably for some guy who doesn't have a couch fused to his ass."

"Opium addicts are more alert than you, David."

"[referring to Katrina] I mean, I guess she's sexy if you're into that whole tall, big boobs, long legs, model-y sort of thing. I guess if you wanna be that guy."

"Oh, my God. Maybe I was a slut. A lonely, home-wrecking slut."

"[after remembering she's a doctor] I may have been a lonely, home-wrecking whore, but I saved lives!"

"If you could ever really touch me.... I think I might wake up from all this."

"Okay, I was wasted. But I still shouldn't be seeing some little blonde control freak running around my apartment."

"Go away! You don't exist!"

"Look, there are five other units here and not one person even remembers what you look like. Talk about being disconnected."

"You're like an A.M. radio that someone shoved into my head and I can't turn off!"

"Uh, I don't think your sister's a very spiritual person."

"I'm just… I just wanted you to have your garden."

"God gave us alcohol as a social lubricant. Make men brave, make women loose."

"Look around you, see this? This is the world, join it! Stop swimming around in your own mind. That is a dangerous neighborhood that you should not go into alone."

"Did your imaginary friend come out to play?"

"Oh God, David, the felonies just keep piling up!"

"UFOlogy. It's not even a real science."

"Can't you feel that, man? There's, like, this cancer-causing ray of spirit hate searing right towards your body."

"I agree with her, dude. She's not dead."

"Do you have a diet anything, I'm like, 99.9% parched, here. I could really use a cola."

"A word to the wise, girl. Show some respect for the dead."

"Whoa, major red aura! Somebody's embarrassed."

"Righteous. [multiple times]"

"Kinda like a cat lady, but without any cats. Right?"

"It's like every time I meet a cute guy — lesbian."

"I'd be on the phone and I'd be like, "Hello, Osama? Communism is so over. Like, give your people toilet paper!""

"If I had to choose, if I had to choose, wow, I guess I'd have to go out with a midget."

"Do you wanna take some kind of medication first? It's cool if you do."

"This is so retro...But I've got a window I can't get open..."

"Who put SpongeBob in the pasta?!"

"[while wielding a meat cleaver] I will chop you! I swear, I will chop you!"

"Dr. Walsh: Unlike some others, you spend more time being concerned with what's best for the patient than kissing my ass. A risky move, but I like it."

"Dry cleaner: I think of her, I think of...sadness. Loneliness."

"Brett: We sometimes find it's best to just ask God's forgiveness and not prolong the inevitable."

"Fran: It would have been so awful if she'd gone through her whole life not knowing what it was all about."

"It's a wonderful afterlife."

"Love will bring you back."

"Reese Witherspoon - Elizabeth Masterson"

"Mark Ruffalo - David Abbot"

"Jon Heder - Darryl"

"Donal Logue - Jack Houriskey"

"Dina Waters - Abby Brody"

"Ivana Milicevic - Katrina"

"Rosalind Chao - Dr. Fran Lo"

"Ben Shenkman - Dr. Brett Rushton"

"Ron Canada - Dr. Walsh"

"Caroline Aaron - Grace the realtor"

"Shulie Cowen - Nurse Jenny"

"Gabrielle Made - Nurse Maria"