"Do you know how hard it is to make it as an indie band these days? There are so many of us, and we're all so cute and…"

"Chip Dove: Needy, I care about you. As a person, not just some girl I made love to for four minutes the other night, …"

"Chastity: It's true. It's on the Wikipedia."

"Needy's Mom: [to Needy] I dreamed some bad people were trying to nail you to a tree with hammers and big stakes and s…"

"Jonas' Dad: YOU HEAR ME, YOU BASTARD?! I'LL CUT OFF YOUR NUTSACK AND NAIL IT TO MY DOOR!!! LIKE ONE OF THOSE LION DOO…"

"She's evil... and not just high school evil."

"Jennifer's Body is my favourite movie that I've done. It was overlooked in theatres, but it does have a DVD following…"

"Megan Fox - Jennifer Check"

"Amanda Seyfried - Anita "Needy" Lesnicki"

"I don't even know who Needy Lesnicky is anymore. I'm a different person now. A person who uses curse words and kicks …"