"It is not crazy to think that powerful people do some pretty horrible things. And maybe they get out of hand. Maybe i…"

"Now let's talk about Grover Norquist who really sort of embodies everything that is wrong with the type of mindset th…"

"There's nothing wrong with the word conspiracy. It just means 'to breathe together'."

"Patriot Act is in fact a conspiracy of the 43d Reich."

"The reason the corporate media serves the Republican agenda so much is it means they don't have to work hard. They do…"

"I think right about now I should answer some questions that are probably on your mind. You're probably thinking to yo…"

"I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny …"

"I think that by staying out of shape at the age of 33 I'm doing myself a huge favor for my future. There will never b…"

"No no no! Don't clap! No no no, you make me seem like I'm like a prophet or something and I'm so not!"

"The camera adds ten pounds. Why? What, we don't have the technology to remedy that one little thing? We can have fuck…"