"You never fuck the same woman twice."

"A woman for duty, A boy for pleasure, But a melon for ecstasy."

"The problem is that sex is the most dangerous way of trying to achieve personal growth, because the life force has mi…"

"Love is what makes sex more than masturbation. If there is no love even if you are really with a partner you masturba…"

"There are two kinds of sex, classical and baroque. Classical sex is romantic, profound, serious, emotional, moral, my…"

"Remember the good old days when the air was clean and sex was dirty?"

"There was a young pair of Aberystwyth Who united the organs they kissed with. But as they grew older They also grew b…"

"For women, the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his…"

"Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex. You thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other th…"

"While God created Adam, who was alone, He said, 'It is not good for man to be alone'. He also created a woman, from t…"