"There are two kinds of sex, classical and baroque. Classical sex is romantic, profound, serious, emotional, moral, my…"

"A woman for duty, A boy for pleasure, But a melon for ecstasy."

"You never fuck the same woman twice."

"Love is what makes sex more than masturbation. If there is no love even if you are really with a partner you masturba…"

"There was a young pair of Aberystwyth Who united the organs they kissed with. But as they grew older They also grew b…"

"Remember the good old days when the air was clean and sex was dirty?"

"For women, the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his…"

"[N]ecessary sexual intercourse for begetting is free from blame, and itself is alone worthy of marriage. But that whi…"

"While God created Adam, who was alone, He said, 'It is not good for man to be alone'. He also created a woman, from t…"

"What food is to a man's well being, such is sexual intercourse to the welfare of the whole human race."