"She's turning his house into a home...hers!"

"She came. She saw. She moved in."

"Goldie Hawn - Gwen Duncle/Buckley/Phillips"

"Marty: What are you, insane? Why didn't you just kick him in the balls and tell him he has ugly children?"

"Half the things we tell ourselves are fiction."

"Wow! You're a genius. You're like the Ernest Hemingway of bullshit."

"What do you say, Gwen? "Gwen" do you get off... and "gwhere" can we "gwo"?"

"I don't want your money. I will take the furniture, though."

"I really didn't intend for it to get this elaborate, it's just that everyone around here keeps treating me like I'm s…"

"Oh, grow feathers and go shit in a tree."