"I need to go to my quiet place!"

"I needed to think last night. So I galloped into a wooded glen, and after punch dancing out my rage and suffering an …"

"You're the devil!"

"Have fun being married to SATAN!"

"Life's Short, Stunt it!"

"I'm officially kicking off Phase Two: Operation Fiscal Jackhammer."

"[singing] Please believe, I do my laundry with no pants on!"

"I'd rather die than live in a world where I can't kick your ass."

"You have only to believe if you wish to achieve. That rhymed. Unintentional."

"You're wrong, Frank. I'm not a kid, I'm a man. I am gonna get you better, and then I'm gonna beat you to death!"