"I'd always heard love hurts. I never knew it could hurt this much. It was like getting a bath, missing dinner and goi…"

"They treat us pretty good here. Three meals a day, a warm place to sleep at night, and all the smelly sneakers you ca…"

"A cage?! They're treating me like I'm some kind of an animal!"

"[After the plane takes off without them] I wasn't scared. I wasn't scared, not one wee little [pees] bit."

"Jamie? Is that you? Wait, what am I talking about? Of course, it's you! It's really you! I found you! I found my boy!…"

"There's only one thing I know that could make this moment more perfect. [the pizza car arrives] In fact, I think I sm…"

"[Closing line, eating the pizza] You know, I can't think of a happier ending."

"[Chance has underwear stuck on his head] Ooh, Chance, take it off! Take it all off! [hums an "exotic dance" tune]"

"[After being dazed by Chance] Oh, I don't feel well...I am going to hurt you."

"So we walked...and walked...and just for a little change of pace, we walked some more. Questions began racing through…"