"I'd always heard love hurts. I never knew it could hurt this much. It was like getting a bath, missing dinner and goi…"

"They treat us pretty good here. Three meals a day, a warm place to sleep at night, and all the smelly sneakers you ca…"

"A cage?! They're treating me like I'm some kind of an animal!"

"Jamie? Is that you? Wait, what am I talking about? Of course, it's you! It's really you! I found you! I found my boy!…"

"There's only one thing I know that could make this moment more perfect. [the pizza car arrives] In fact, I think I sm…"

"[Closing line, eating the pizza] You know, I can't think of a happier ending."

"[Chance has underwear stuck on his head] Ooh, Chance, take it off! Take it all off! [hums an "exotic dance" tune]"

"[After being dazed by Chance] Oh, I don't feel well...I am going to hurt you."

"Does the cat always have to be the brains of the operation? Beauty and brains? I never cease to amaze myself."

"So we walked...and walked...and just for a little change of pace, we walked some more. Questions began racing through…"