"The Iron never lies to you. You can walk outside and listen to all kinds of talk, get told that you're a god or a tot…"

"Whenever I get dumped, I nail the door shut so that no one can come inside, get a towel and clip it around my neck so…"

"You always know the mark of a coward. A coward hides behind freedom. A brave person stands in front of freedom and de…"

"Don't hide behind the Constitution or the Bible. If you're against gay marriage, just be honest, put a scarlet 'H' on…"

"If I let you, you would make me destroy myself. But in order to survive you, I must first survive myself. I can sink …"

"Listen to the stage manager and get on stage when they tell you to. No one has time for the rock star act. None of th…"

"I got three letters today telling me that I'm god. Why can't I pay the rent?"

"My pen knows what to do. I close my eyes and I see this girl who glows. A girl who radiates. When she smiles, she bea…"

"You would think that pot had some kind of power; I mean come on, it’s a plant, not a reason for living. Controlled by…"

"Knowledge without Mileage is bullshit to me."