"Business was so bad the other night the orchestra was playing "Tea for One.""
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Jews from the United StatesStand-up comedians from the United StatesPeople from LondonViolinists from the United States
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Don't Put My Name on this Book (1976), p. 92
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Henny Youngman
Henry "Henny" Youngman (16 March 1906 – 24 February 1998) was a comedian and violinist famous for "one-liners", short simple jokes usually delivered rapid-fire.
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