"[sarcastically] This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel pre…"

"Well, it's Groundhog Day...again."

"Yeah, sport, I know there's a blizzard. When are the long-distance lines gonna be repaired? Well, what if there is no…"

"I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset we made love like sea o…"

"This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off, waiting to worship a rat. What a hype! Groundhog Day use…"

"When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope. Yet we know that winter is just …"

"Sometimes I wish I had a thousand lifetimes. I don't know, Phil. Maybe it's not a curse. Just depends on how you look…"

"With so many movies, especially comedies, you can see the bones sticking out – you can see what they're trying to do.…"

"Groundhog Day is now associated in the minds of many spiritual seekers with redemption, rebirth and the process of mo…"

"Once again, the eyes of the nation have turned here to this...tiny village in western Pennsylvania. Blah, blah, blah,…"