"[why was The Honeymooners so successful] I could probably give you thirty reasons why. But the one that comes to mind…"

"[is it true that you didn't like to rehearse] I was never fond of rehearsing simply because I believe the best comedy…"

"I drank for one reason only and that is to get bagged. It never got in the way of my work. I never drank on show day.…"

"[speaking to his driver] So we leave the Yankee game, right? We get in the car. Things start spinnin'. And I threw up…"

"[on stage to an audience member] What the hell are you looking at, pal? You look like you lost your best friend. By a…"

"On with the show and awaaaay we go!"

"[on stage] I gotta tell you somethin', two days ago... No wait, that wasn't me. [laughs along with the audience] You'…"

"[presenting Cavalcade of Stars at Dumont Studios] Thank you everybody! Welcome to Cavalcade of Stars, I'm Jackie Glea…"

"You're in for a real treat tonight! Thanks for staying tuned to Cavalcade! Sammy little travellin' music! [music star…"

"[meeting a group of fans outside CBS Studios] How did everybody get in my dressing room!"