"No actually, Orson Welles was the first to call me 'The Great One'. I'm not exactly sure why. And then Lucy continued…"

"[why was The Honeymooners so successful] I could probably give you thirty reasons why. But the one that comes to mind…"

"I drank for one reason only and that is to get bagged. It never got in the way of my work. I never drank on show day.…"

"[speaking to his driver] So we leave the Yankee game, right? We get in the car. Things start spinnin'. And I threw up…"

"[on stage to an audience member] What the hell are you looking at, pal? You look like you lost your best friend. By a…"

"On with the show and awaaaay we go!"

"[on stage] I gotta tell you somethin', two days ago... No wait, that wasn't me. [laughs along with the audience] You'…"

"[presenting Cavalcade of Stars at Dumont Studios] Thank you everybody! Welcome to Cavalcade of Stars, I'm Jackie Glea…"

"You're in for a real treat tonight! Thanks for staying tuned to Cavalcade! Sammy little travellin' music! [music star…"

"[meeting a group of fans outside CBS Studios] How did everybody get in my dressing room!"