"Is your act just designed to make sure no girl will ever sleep with you again? All you fucking talk about is jacking off and farting. You think a girl's going to come up to afterward and be like, "Oh, would you just jack off for me and then fart in my face?" That's fucking insane. Do you want to get laid, ever?"

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Comedy-drama films2000s American filmsCancer filmsFilms directed by Judd ApatowScreenplays by Judd Apatow
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