"To you, science is magic and witchcraft, because you have such small minds! I cannot make your heads bigger, but your…"

"Back home, everyone is scientist. Even my plumber wins Nobel Prize. Your country does not make enough scientist. Alwa…"

"Science is not good or bad, Victor. But it can be used both ways. That is why you must always be careful."

"[after Sparky hit by a car or a burning windmill collapsed at the final climax, his parents gripping him by the arms …"

"[to Sparky's lifeless body after resuscitation attempt] It's okay, boy. You don't have to come back. You'll always be…"

"What you did was a very serious thing! Crossing the boundary between life and death, reanimating a corpse! It's very …"

"Charlie Tahan as Victor Frankenstein"

"Martin Short as Edward Frankenstein / Nassor / Mr. Burgermeister"

"Catherine O’Hara as Susan Frankenstein / Weird Girl / Gym Teacher"

"Martin Landau as Mr. Rzykruski"