"[Carrie asks Charles's opinion on her wedding dress] It is dangerous! You know, there's nothing more off-putting in a…"

"Oh, I don't know, Charlie. Unlike you, I never expected "the thunderbolt." I always just hoped that, that I'd meet so…"

"The great advantage of having a reputation for being stupid: People are less suspicious of you."

"Gareth: A toast before we go into battle. True love. In whatever shape or form it may come. May we all in our dotage …"

"Matthew: [At Gareth's funeral] Gareth used to prefer funerals to weddings. He said it was easier to get enthusiastic …"

"He's quite engaging. She's otherwise engaged."

"An Outrageously Funny Affair"

"Five good reasons to stay single"

"Hugh Grant – Charles"

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to drag you from your delicious desserts. [pause] There are just one or two little th…"