"Woman! Do your job and swaddle this baby!"

"My childhood was like The Shawshank Redemption, except I didn't have some old, warm, black man to share my story with!"

"You really can't spell 'families' without lies. Try it."

"His father, her mother, his mother and her father all in one day."

"Pour eux les fêtes sont un vrai cauchemar. (For them the holidays are a real nightmare.)"

"Vince Vaughn - Bradford "Brad" McVie"

"Reese Witherspoon - Kate"

"Robert Duvall - Howard McVie"

"Sissy Spacek - Paula"

"[as Joseph in the Nativity play] My wife is pregnant and it's not my baby, but yet I'm cool with it, because God's th…"