"Sin. Sin, Sin. You're all sinners. You're all doomed to perdition. You're all goin' to the painful, stinkin', scaldin…"

"I have here in my pocket - and thank heaven you can't see them - lewd, dirty, obscene, and I'm ashamed to say this: F…"

"I was accosted by three painted women. Your streets are made unsafe by shameless, diseased hussies, rapacious pick-po…"

"As long as I got a foot, I'll kick booze. And, as long as I got a fist, I'll punch it. And, as long as I got a tooth,…"

"Oh, he gave me special instructions back of the pulpit Christmas Eve. He got to howlin' "Repent! Repent!" and I got t…"

"Sister Sharon Falconer: But tonight is a thousand years away."

"George Babbitt: Besides, I'm for a free press, for free enterprise... and for whatever the hell the other freedoms are!"

"Lady in red on Christmas Eve: That's the trouble with this stinking world. Nobody loves nobody."

"Clean-up man: Mister, I've been converted five times. Billy Sunday, Reverend Biederwolf, Gypsy Smith, and twice by Si…"

"You think, uh, religion is for suckers and easy marks and molly-coddlers, eh? You think Jesus was some kind of a siss…"