"I'm not gonna storm out of here, Catch. And I'm not gonna admit that you got Barbara Novak to fall in love, because I…"

"I'm taking [Barbara] to my place which she still thinks is your place by saying the guy she thinks I am who acts like…"

"I'm sorry I have to say this, Barbara but....I love you. So I can make love to you heartfelt, passionate, worshiping,…"

"The ultimate catch has met his match"

"Renee Zellweger — Barbara Novak"

"Ewan McGregor — Catcher Block"

"Sarah Paulson — Vickie Hiller"

"THE RAGING ROCKS AND SHIVERING SHOCKS SHALL BREAK THE LOCKS OF PRISON GATES!! And Phoebus' car shall shine from far a…"

"But stay, O spite! But mark, poor knight! What dreadful dole is here! Eyes, do you see? How can it be? O fainting fox…"

"Aubrey Plaza as Tatiana"