"[While filling out a job application] Name: Loc Dog, baby. Height: Six-deuce! Age: 19. Father's name: mmm... I dunno.…"

"Well, I can see how a pretty little woman like yourself can make a man a little sick- I mean, nervous!"

""The Dog" don't bite... unless ya ask."

"[After his friend dies because he smoked a powerful joint] Yo, pass that shit!"

"(After he sees Tray kiss Dashiki) 'ey stupid, you realize you just kissed every nigga at this party?"

"My name is Dashiki. That's Swahili for "doggy-style.""

"[Ashtray and Dashiki are having foreplay on the kitchen floor. Ashtray gets a hot dog out of the fridge and starts ru…"

"[smoking a joint] Damn! This is some good shit."

"[after Ashtray hits her] You still hit like a bitch, motherfucker."

"Toothpick - Darrel Heath"