"[While filling out a job application] Name: Loc Dog, baby. Height: Six-deuce! Age: 19. Father's name: mmm... I dunno.…"

"Everyone in the hood been up in her! She got more kids than Mrs. Wayans!"

"Well, I can see how a pretty little woman like yourself can make a man a little sick- I mean, nervous!"

""The Dog" don't bite... unless ya ask."

"(After he sees Tray kiss Dashiki) 'ey stupid, you realize you just kissed every nigga at this party?"

"My name is Dashiki. That's Swahili for "doggy-style.""

"[Ashtray and Dashiki are having foreplay on the kitchen floor. Ashtray gets a hot dog out of the fridge and starts ru…"

"[smoking a joint] Damn! This is some good shit."

"[after Ashtray hits her] You still hit like a bitch, motherfucker."

"Toothpick - Darrel Heath"