""Oh, but they're [the Chinese] so wise. They have one word for 'crisis' and 'opportunity'." Yes, but they also have o…"

"I'm not a religious man, right, I don't even believe in God. But still Catholic, obviously."

"There are three states of legality in Irish law. There is all this stuff here under "That's grand"; then it moves int…"

"I said "Anyone Jewish here?" and someone goes "I'm Jewish!" and I said … "And what year is this now in the Jewish cal…"

"Stop taking it literally—it's only the Bible, it's not gospel."

"If we were truly created by God, then why do we still occasionally bite the insides of our own mouths?"

"Science knows it doesn't know everything; otherwise, it'd stop. But just because science doesn't know everything does…"

"Right now I would take homeopaths and I'd put them in a big sack with psychics, astrologers and priests. And I'd clos…"

"Anyone, in answer to the difficult questions in life, the "I don't know what happens after I die" or "What happens if…"

"I'm sorry, 'herbal medicine', "Oh, herbal medicine's been around for thousands of years!" Indeed it has, and then we …"