""Oh, but they're [the Chinese] so wise. They have one word for 'crisis' and 'opportunity'." Yes, but they also have o…"

"I'm not a religious man, right, I don't even believe in God. But still Catholic, obviously."

"There are three states of legality in Irish law. There is all this stuff here under "That's grand"; then it moves int…"

"I said "Anyone Jewish here?" and someone goes "I'm Jewish!" and I said … "And what year is this now in the Jewish cal…"

"Stop taking it literally—it's only the Bible, it's not gospel."

"Science knows it doesn't know everything; otherwise, it'd stop. But just because science doesn't know everything does…"

""The great thing about homeopathy is that you can't overdose on it." Well, you could fucking drown!"

"Right now I would take homeopaths and I'd put them in a big sack with psychics, astrologers and priests. And I'd clos…"

"Anyone, in answer to the difficult questions in life, the "I don't know what happens after I die" or "What happens if…"

"I'm sorry, 'herbal medicine', "Oh, herbal medicine's been around for thousands of years!" Indeed it has, and then we …"