"Thanks for coming tonight, on a Sunday night. Sixty-Minutes is on and there are probably some good stories you're mis…"

"If I were a fisherman, i would catch fish. If i were an octagon, I'd have many sides and if I were a prostitute, I wo…"

"Rip It Up: They also met Pearl Jam's Jeff Ament and Mike McCready at the Reading Festival in the U.K. and, much to Da…"

"This guy, he just taught me chords and stuff. And after a year, I thought, I can't be bothered having lessons. So I j…"

"It actually went like this: we were at school and Ben said he didn’t like Nirvana so much. Then one of our friends sa…"

"Rock Sound: Did you have an imaginary childhood friend?"

"Rock Sound Magazine: Have you ever been attracted to anyone of the opposite sex?"

"I am very scared of being outside my home for long periods of time. I start sweating and shaking and having panic att…"

"When we were first playing, even though it was derivative, playing music was the best, there was nothing better. And …"

"This next song is about... fish... just one singular fish... he was a lonely fish, but he died happy."