"[after realizing that he has painted glue on his face instead of face paint] That's not paint! It's glue! [screams in…"

"THIS STUFF - IS NOT FOR SALE! [throws down his magazine]"

"[While Charlie is explaining a play for football] How about we just run in a circle?"

"Eddie Murphy – Charlie Hinton"

"Jeff Garlin – Phil"

"Steve Zahn – Marvin"

"Regina King – Kim Hinton"

"Anjelica Huston – Miss Harridan"

"Lacey Chabert – Jenny, Miss Harridan's assistant"

"Who's your Daddy?"