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"[walking into Chapman Academy] Look at this place. It's Princeton for preschoolers."
"[while leading Miss Harridan into his house] Is there anything I can get you to drink? Coffee, tea, water, eye of newt?"
"If you don't stop it with that Star Trek stuff, I'm gonna push you in that sticker bush."
"Any boob can run a day-care center, but it takes a family to raise some kids and that's what we're gonna be from now on: a family."
"When The Carrot is done with you, you will be nothing but a kumquat!"
"Let's get safety gate crazy."
"[seeing Tony's discarded Flash costume on the floor] OH MY GOD, THEY VAPORIZED HIM!!!"
"[after realizing that he has painted glue on his face instead of face paint] That's not paint! It's glue! [screams in horror along with Jamie]"
"THIS STUFF - IS NOT FOR SALE! [throws down his magazine]"
"[While Charlie is explaining a play for football] How about we just run in a circle?"
"D-Day Is Coming."
"Who's your Daddy?"
"Eddie Murphy – Charlie Hinton"
"Jeff Garlin – Phil"
"Steve Zahn – Marvin"
"Regina King – Kim Hinton"
"Anjelica Huston – Miss Harridan"
"Lacey Chabert – Jenny, Miss Harridan's assistant"
"Kevin Nealon – Bruce"
"Jonathan Katz – Dan Kubitz"
"Shane Baumel – Crispin"
"Max Burkholder – Max Ryerson, Phil's son"
"Jimmy Bennett – Flash/Tony"
"Leila Arcieri – Kelli"
"Khamani Griffin – Ben Hinton"
"Elle Fanning – Jamie"
"Felix Achille – Dylan"
"Hailey Noelle Johnson – Becca"
"Siobhan Fallon Hogan – Peggy"
"Arthur Young – Nicky"
"Wallace Langham – Jim Fields"
"Lisa Edelstein – Crispin's mother"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.