"[sings in the bathtub] If I give my heart to you... [pause] then I'll have none and you'll have two."

"[singing] Up North in the Never Never / Where the land is harsh and bare / Lives a mighty hunter named Mick Dundee / …"

"Well, you see, Aborigines don't own the land. They belong to it. It's like their mother. See those rocks? Been standi…"

"It's for washing your backside! right?"

"[honks horn and yells to water buffalo] "Get out of the way dopey!""

"From the Australian Outback to New York City, Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee is about to survive in a different kind o…"

"He's survived the most hostile and primitive land known to man. Now all he's got to do is make it through a week in N…"

"There's a little of him in all of us."

"The Wizard of Auz hits The Big Apple!"

"No wonder you have so many accidents around here, the steering wheel's on the wrong side of the car!"