"Fluffy the Hamster: Well, you know, evolution, that's all a load of rubbish, isn't it, that's not true, is it? It's a load of rubbish. How can you possibly 'evolve' a set of wings? It's not gonna happen, is it? I mean, I'd like a set of wings. I'd love a set of wings, in fact, if I could have anything, I'd definitely have a set of wings, but... it wouldn't matter how many times I jumped off a tall building... I'd never grow wings. And even if I jumped off a tall building, and then my child jumped off a tall building, and his child jumped off a tall building, and we did that for ever and ever and ever, [clears throat] there is not the slightest chance that wings would grow out of my back."
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Creature Comforts
Creature Comforts was originally a 1989 animated short film made in Britain about how animals feel about living in a zoo, and later became a series of commercials for Heat Electric. In 2003, a television series in the same style was released.
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