"[Whispering into the ear of a possessed girl] This is Constantine. John Constantine, asshole."

"[Traps a spider under a cigarette-smoke filled glass] Welcome to my life."

"Impossible rules, endless regulations. Who goes up, who goes down? And why?"

"He always had a rotten sense of humor. And His punchlines are killers."

"Angels and demons can't cross over into our plane. So instead we get what I call "half-breeds". The influence peddler…"

"Heaven and hell are right here, behind every wall, every window, the world behind the world. And we're smack in the m…"

"[Flips off demon] For your boss."

"You don't need His protection. It'll be like back in the day."

"[As Midnite holds him up against a wall] Is this neutral? Bullshit! You're the only one playing by the rules, Midnite…"

"Peter Stormare – Lucifer"