"She had written something like 'TV 40 news personality Christine Chubbuck shot herself in a live broadcast this morni…"

"I’m full of hate and I love it!"

"There exists among us by ordinary — both North and South — a profound conviction that the South is another land, shar…"

"The memory of one who is taken into the heart of a little child is kept forever green."

"What is a bore? Maxwell definition: a vacuum cleaner of society, sucking up everything and giving nothing. How do you…"

"Bores put you in a mental cemetery while you are still walking."

"Under pressure, people admit to murder, setting fire to the village church, or robbing a bank, but never to being bores."

"I know myself well enough to be positive that I couldn't have lived through a whole year, or even a whole week, witho…"

"Harold was tops as a cavalier; every day he sent me more gardenias than most people go to the grave with."

"What it comes down to is this: the grocer, the butcher, the baker, the merchant, the landlord, the druggist, the liqu…"