"Russian police. Stern, stern but fair"

"Latvia gangsters. cool. I want to join them."

"Fire doesn't burn if you're already dead!""

"I gotta come to term with my sexuality. I gotta know what I'm all about."

"My job on this show is to be naked, not kill myself.""

"They say Poland is the Mexico of Europe. I don't know what that means, but I like it."

"There's a very good chance we could be riding each other to Russia."

"Hi, I'm bunny the life guard and if there's any life-saving to do I'm the man to do it"

"When he's asleep, I wish he was awake, when he is"

"Baby's cold."