"Russian police. Stern, stern but fair"

"Latvia gangsters. cool. I want to join them."

"Fire doesn't burn if you're already dead!""

"My job on this show is to be naked, not kill myself.""

"They say Poland is the Mexico of Europe. I don't know what that means, but I like it."

"There's a very good chance we could be riding each other to Russia."

"Hi, I'm bunny the life guard and if there's any life-saving to do I'm the man to do it"

"When he's asleep, I wish he was awake, when he is"

"Water-based lube: Friend or Foe?"

"Baby's cold."