"Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber. (The TMZ Show)"

"I'm on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt …"

"I don't believe in rock bottom. Rock bottom is like a fishing term."

"Sorry my life is so much more bitchin' than yours. I planned it this way."

"I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total … rock star from Mars, and people can't figure me out; they ca…"

"Women are not to be hit. They're to be hugged and caressed."

"It was epic. The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them just look like droopy-eyed armless c…"

"I expose people to magic, I expose them to something they're never otherwise going to see in their boring normal lives."

"They were like 'AA this' and I was like 'Bye bye that'"

"They're trying to destroy my family, so I take great umbrage with that. And defeat is not an option. They picked a fi…"