"Gerry Becker - Jay Tepper"

"Tony Sirico - Lou DeMarco"

"Celia Weston - Dee Bartholomew"

"Tom Dale. Big star. He's in New York filming an adaptation of a sequel of a remake."

"[about Papadakis] He's very arty, pretentious, one of those assholes who shoots all his films in black and white."

"I can't have sex with you! My body belongs to my husband and there is no way that I could betray him in that way. But…"

"Every curve in your body fulfills its promise. If the universe has any meaning, I'm looking at it."

"One minute you're in the lunchroom at Glenwood High and you fucking blink and you're 40, you blink again and you can …"

"Just in time. Another minute, I'd have been found dead of comedy poisoning..."

"Allison Janney - Evelyn Isaacs"