"Alright, that's more like it, now you're talking! You can do it, mates! I've never seen such sailors. Not in all my b…"

"[after losing his glass eye] It never did fit anyway. Guess you gotta get 'em custom made."

"Hey! Uh, leg feels a lot better now, boss. I always been a fast healer, you know. 'Course I believe in Jesus, so that…"

"A diesel loves her oil same as a sailor loves rum."

"[Captain Ron has left Martin at the wheel to pilot the boat alone. His wife comes and stands next to him] Isn't this …"

"Martin Short — Martin Harvey"

"Mary Kay Place — Katherine Harvey"

"Benjamin Salisbury — Benjamin Harvey"

"Meadow Sisto — Caroline Harvey"

"Sunshine Logroño — General Armando"