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"Debra Kelly – Liza"

"Marcy Walker – Franny"

"Dan Schneider – Chuck"

"Bronson Pinchot – Brad"

"Michael Berz – Kenny"

"Tom Parsekian – Marty"

"Frank Gorshin – Mr. Green"

"w:Samm-Art Williams – Bill Martin"

"Darby Jones — Kalaga — the Zombie"

"Have them dig a couple of graves for themselves, in case the experiment fails."

"Two zanies on a zombie hunt!"

"Hee! Hee! What ghoulish glee!"

"They're STALKING WALKING DEAD MEN... and it's a SCREAM!"

"Wally Brown — Jerry Miles"

"Alan Carney — Mike Strager"

"Bela Lugosi — Professor Paul Renault"

"Anne Jeffreys — Jean La Danse"

"Sheldon Leonard — Ace Miller"

"Frank Jenks — Gus"

"Russell Hopton — Benny"

"Joseph Vitale — Joseph"

"Louis Jean Heydt — Douglas Walker"

"Ian Wolfe — Prof. Hopkins"

"Robert Clarke — Wimpy"

"We do this... and it's over."

"[to Jared] Last time you made chili and cornbread, you ex-girlfriend was on the island. And then the time before that, you brought home a pregnant, flea-infested, three-legged dog."

"Winners make the rules and losers live by them."

"Temptation is bliss"

"Treasure Has Its Price."

"Hold your breath"

"Paul Walker - Jared Cole"

"Jessica Alba - Samantha "Sam" Nicholson"

"Scott Caan - Bryce Dunn"

"Ashley Scott - Amanda Collins"

"Josh Brolin - Derek Bates"

"James Frain - Reyes"

"Tyson Beckford - Primo"

"Dwayne Adway - Roy"

"Javon Frazer - Danny"

"Simon Jones - Toby Prooth"

"[handing a fireman, Dave, a newspaper clipping] Read this, pal, and weep: "Paradise for pennies...a Garden of Eden, built on a secluded lagoon with its own private dock and speedboat included. Contact Mr. Banks, St. Nicholas.""

"I heard about this guy in Cicero, well he stiffed a loanshark, so a couple of these guys got him, cut off his arm, beat him to death with the arm, and shoved it in a food processor and made a dip out of it. Then they served it to his family at his sister's wedding. And the sister loved it so much, she wanted the recipe. It's a crazy world, isn't it?"

"Last time I smoked that stuff, they found me on top of the Sears Tower trying to build a nest."

"[to Ernest Reed, the owner of Club Paradise, during a storm] Oh, sure! Go start a revolution. It's not gonna look good on your resumé, you know!"

"[yelling at Ernest] Oh Yeah! Rattan's gonna make a nice bulletproof barricade! Why don't you just build yourself a Wicker tank??"

"[to his girlfriend Phillipa Lloyd ("Miss Philadelphia") after being released from jail] Babe, this is the only country in the world where the constitution is written in pencil."

"[creating a new slogan for his club] Club Paradise. Your Hot Spot For Fun With Guns in the Sun."

"I ain't one for these songs! I have my own songs—I'm not doing these songs."

"There's a sickness in this place, and I'm the doctor. It's time to operate!"

"[during a polo game] Sol, the boys are back. Our ship has come in. Now we've gotta deliver."