"You ignored the Ronald Miller geek for seventeen years, now you want to ride the Ronnie Miller express!"

"[to his dad, about his brother] Here is the prime example. You're raising a doll-chopping homicidal maniac, and what …"

"[Talking to Cindy outside her house] I need to talk to you. Every time I call, you're either taking a bath, washing y…"

"[to Cindy] Oh! You-- You demolished me New Year's Eve. But see-- I realize you did me a favor. You brought me back to…"

"Guys, take a look at my forehead... do you see a sign that says information?"

"[to Ronald] Iris? Oh yeah, she's a big conquest. She's given more rides than Greyhound!"

"[at a party] You! Even Bobby thinks we went out. Great, huh? Ha! All of you thought we were a couple. What a joke!...…"

"[to Ronald] Popularity isn't perfect. I mean, it almost feels like a job sometimes. Do you remember that suede outfit…"

"Chuckie Miller: [about Ronald's card nights] Cards with the tards. Who could beat a night of cards, chips, dips and d…"

"[to Cindy] You can do anything you want, anything you put your heart and mind into!"