"'Pike' isn't a name. It's a fish."

"Does Elvis talk to you?"

"What are you doing here? This is a naked place! [when Merrick approaches her in the girls' locker room]"

"All I wanna do is graduate from high school, go to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die. Now, that may not sound t…"

"I just think it sounds cool, you know? Buyer, buying, to buy... [about her future career as a 'Buyer']"

"Great. My secret weapon is PMS."

"Merrick — you made a joke! Are you okay? I mean, do you wanna lie down? I know it hurts the first time."

"Three weeks ago, all I thought about was... well, I didn't actually think about anything.""

"I'm the Chosen One, and I choose to be shopping."

"Mmm. Wouldn't you guys love me in this?" [holding up a new jacket in front of her]"